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🔥 Rebel Deck Couples Edition – Funny Oracle Cards for Real Talk & Relationship Clarity

🔥 Rebel Deck Couples Edition – Funny Oracle Cards for Real Talk & Relationship Clarity

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About Deck

  • 60 total cards
  • 58 message cards, 1 cover card, 1 instruction card
  • For the "Here and Now"
  • Coated
  • Each card measures approx. 3"x 5"
  • Comes in a matte tuck box
  • Makes a funny and unique wedding gift
  • Unicorns NOT INCLUDED         

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Funny Oracle Cards for Connection & Raw Relationship Insight

Warning: This deck is not for the faint of heart.

🖤 60 edgy oracle cards made for couples who crave real talk and raw connection
🧠 Designed to spark deep convos, shadow work, or those “Are we okay?” moments
🤣 A hilarious, no-BS alternative to sappy relationship decks and boring love advice
🎁 Perfect gift for partners, lovers, or any duo that needs truth bombs with a side of sass

Why Rebel Deck Couples Edition is a No-Nonsense Relationship Tool

You’re craving clarity without the fluffy couple's jargon.
You want spiritual tools with edge and a healthy dose of humor.
You’re done with generic affirmations and need real talk.
You need something that’ll call you out AND make you laugh.

Pull a card. Call each other out. Then go love harder.

What’s Inside the Rebel Deck Couples Edition?

The Rebel Deck Couples Edition includes 60 total cards: 58 message cards that speak the truth, 1 cover card, and 1 instruction card to help you get started. Made from premium 330gsm black core card stock, each card measures 2.75" x 4.75" — easy to shuffle, easy to pull. The shrink-wrapped matte tuck box keeps your deck looking sharp. This deck makes a unique gift for your partner, your bestie, or anyone who needs a little relationship truth served with a side of sass.

Who Should Get the Rebel Deck Couples Edition?

You’re tired of sugar-coated advice and want real relationship guidance.
You’re looking for tools that will challenge your connection and spark deep conversations.
You want something that’s not just “feel-good” fluff, but honest and hilarious feedback.
You need a deck that will call you both out and lift you up.

60 Bold, Edgy Oracle Cards

The Rebel Deck Couples Edition comes with 60 cards, each one packed with brutal honesty and sharp, no-nonsense advice. Perfect for deep relationship reflection, shadow work, or just cutting through the BS. These cards aren’t afraid to challenge you and your partner — and they’ll probably make you laugh out loud while doing it.

No Instructions Needed – Just Pull a Card

Forget guidebooks and complicated instructions. With Rebel Deck Couples Edition, you just pull a card, read it, and get real. Whether it’s a serious question or a hilarious truth bomb, the deck delivers immediate clarity and instant connection — no fluff, no filters.

Grab Your Rebel Deck Couples Edition Today

The Rebel Deck Couples Edition is the ultimate relationship sidekick for couples who are tired of the same-old advice. If you’re ready for some real talk, real laughs, and real growth, grab your deck and let the tough love begin.

Order now and level up your connection, one savage card at a time.

The Rebel Deck Couples Edition was created by an acupuncturist and healer, designed for couples who are done with fluffy advice and want something real. As a wife, a busy mom of three and a passionate creator, she knows that relationships need more than just affirmations and positivity — they need raw, real, and sometimes funny guidance that sparks real change. Whether you’re looking to deepen your connection or simply get a good laugh, the Rebel Deck Couples Edition delivers no-nonsense clarity with a side of sass. Start each day with a card that challenges your relationship and moves you forward — no fluff, just the truth.

 

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 WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING...

 


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It's this or couples therapy.
“Just as sassy as it's single older sister deck, RD Couples Edition is here to inject a little reality into your romance readings. Adorably packaged in a tuck box, the cards are easy to handle and shuffle. Genderless and easily adapted into many different romantic scenarios, the deck works well for all types of relationships, including polyamorous relationships, cranky old married couples, and those newly in love cutesy couples that make us all throw up in our mouths a little.






Like its predecessor, readings are short and sweet, and this is an oracle deck, not a "true tarot". As such it's beginner-friendly and perfect for parties, game nights, and honestly drawing a card would be the perfect way to distract from that long screaming match you've been having all day about the leftovers your SO ate without asking you if you wanted any, and isn't that just selfishly typical of them to put their needs before yours, the jerk."


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"You need this deck. Your love life will thank you for it.”


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"Regular love decks make me wanna gag. So happy Rebel Deck came out with its own version. Love can suck sometimes, it's refreshing to see a card deck that keeps it real."



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